I mean, why?
Saturday, January 01, 2011
When you send those 'Happy New Year', 'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy #insert a damn occasion#' messages, is it really important to sign the damn messages/mails/statuses with your insignificant signatures? I mean, why?
Happy and Prosperous New Year To Your Entire Family And You.
-The Douchebag You Met At The Party The Other Day
Mr. Douche, questions.
-You barely know me. I mean, you know my fuckin' name, you have my fuckin' number, you've seen my fuckin' face and you probably know which beer I drink. My dad is a 56-year-old extreme right-wing nationalist. He hates Georgian Calender and he hates technology. If he reads your message, he'll strip you naked and ram your ass with a R.S.S lathi. I'd love that. So, why?
-What's the significance of capitalizing every fuckin' word in your absolutely unnecessary mass-message? I'd rather read a penis enlargement spam mail. They probably show more respect towards grammar than you. WHY?
-If you are sending me a text, I have you fuckin' number stored against the fuckin' handle your parents gave you. If you are writing on my wall, which is not a good idea in the first place, I know it is you because I debated for an hour before adding you to my friends list after reading your damn name. If you are sending me a mail, it already has a sender column and you probably even have your damn signature automatically added. So, why do you have to press the return key, type a dash and add your not-so-charming name at the end of your not-so-important greeting? I mean, really? You think I care reading your name twice? You think I store numbers against phone numbers? I mean, why?
If you are one of those sinners, go jump into the icy waters of North Atlantic and swim your way to Greenland.
Happy Swimming.
-Virus The Cold Fuck
Happy and Prosperous New Year To Your Entire Family And You.
-The Douchebag You Met At The Party The Other Day
Mr. Douche, questions.
-You barely know me. I mean, you know my fuckin' name, you have my fuckin' number, you've seen my fuckin' face and you probably know which beer I drink. My dad is a 56-year-old extreme right-wing nationalist. He hates Georgian Calender and he hates technology. If he reads your message, he'll strip you naked and ram your ass with a R.S.S lathi. I'd love that. So, why?
-What's the significance of capitalizing every fuckin' word in your absolutely unnecessary mass-message? I'd rather read a penis enlargement spam mail. They probably show more respect towards grammar than you. WHY?
-If you are sending me a text, I have you fuckin' number stored against the fuckin' handle your parents gave you. If you are writing on my wall, which is not a good idea in the first place, I know it is you because I debated for an hour before adding you to my friends list after reading your damn name. If you are sending me a mail, it already has a sender column and you probably even have your damn signature automatically added. So, why do you have to press the return key, type a dash and add your not-so-charming name at the end of your not-so-important greeting? I mean, really? You think I care reading your name twice? You think I store numbers against phone numbers? I mean, why?
If you are one of those sinners, go jump into the icy waters of North Atlantic and swim your way to Greenland.
Happy Swimming.
-Virus The Cold Fuck
This post is definitely a welcome gift for the new year.
Loved this post. Happy New Year...and I hope u'll not list me as a certain Ms Douchebag ;-)
Happy new year to you too. :)
I've known you since a long time now (your blog). You are not one of them.