London-Bangalore-Mysore-Goa-Ipswich
Sunday, January 31, 2010
I never wanted to go back in the first place. London was treating me good. The chicks were good. The work was good [I was completely jobless]. The money was good. The beer was good.
Well, they had no other option. There was no work and I was getting paid for doing it.
I went back to India and established my jobless ass in my company's guesthouse for a few days. They kicked me out and I moved in with Av. Av is a nutcase. Av is also a very close friend. Av is a Pulp Fiction fan. Av is a very good singer. Av is a dangerous nutcase. Oh, very dangerous. He can sing, fart, laugh, eat, smoke and talk all at the same time. Talented motherfucker.
I spent my office hours sleeping and after-office hours in Purple Haze [A local pub. Also home]. Av and I frequented it so often that we got a lifetime discount coupon of 20%. They love us there. Why wouldn't they? We are half their business.
My manager calls me up on Monday evening and tells me I HAVE to get on the next flight to London. I laugh and ask him if he's serious. He is. I tell him it's humanly impossible to pack my things, complete the paperwork and land there in a day. He gives me one more day. I give up and do as I'm told.
But now that I'm here again I think I'm missing a lot of things. I miss Av. I miss Ni. I miss a few new friends. I miss PS's meals. I miss strolling in boxers and tee shirts. I miss Purple Haze. I miss the idiot DJ Pangre. I miss Shavarma. I miss Ni's Yamaha RX 100. I miss the morning roadside tea. I miss Goa. I miss freedom. I miss not doing any work.
Ipswich is nice English village. I'm loving it here. Except for the bed bugs in the house, everything else is just great.
I sound so bloody sane and normal in this post. Billions of fans across the world will hate me for selling out.
Well, they had no other option. There was no work and I was getting paid for doing it.
I went back to India and established my jobless ass in my company's guesthouse for a few days. They kicked me out and I moved in with Av. Av is a nutcase. Av is also a very close friend. Av is a Pulp Fiction fan. Av is a very good singer. Av is a dangerous nutcase. Oh, very dangerous. He can sing, fart, laugh, eat, smoke and talk all at the same time. Talented motherfucker.
I spent my office hours sleeping and after-office hours in Purple Haze [A local pub. Also home]. Av and I frequented it so often that we got a lifetime discount coupon of 20%. They love us there. Why wouldn't they? We are half their business.
My manager calls me up on Monday evening and tells me I HAVE to get on the next flight to London. I laugh and ask him if he's serious. He is. I tell him it's humanly impossible to pack my things, complete the paperwork and land there in a day. He gives me one more day. I give up and do as I'm told.
But now that I'm here again I think I'm missing a lot of things. I miss Av. I miss Ni. I miss a few new friends. I miss PS's meals. I miss strolling in boxers and tee shirts. I miss Purple Haze. I miss the idiot DJ Pangre. I miss Shavarma. I miss Ni's Yamaha RX 100. I miss the morning roadside tea. I miss Goa. I miss freedom. I miss not doing any work.
Ipswich is nice English village. I'm loving it here. Except for the bed bugs in the house, everything else is just great.
I sound so bloody sane and normal in this post. Billions of fans across the world will hate me for selling out.
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you sound human! :O
Who IS this talented person??
No I still love you :)
...as long as you keep coming back and write something. Doesn't matter if it's bullshit or sensible stuff :D you entertain either way!
Now jokes apart, make the most of your time on this paid vacation. At least you're not slogging you're ass off as bad as most other people in India. including me :(
And hello! When are the pictures coming?
expected you to be a sell-out anyway.. chut
Divya,
Yeah I know.
A good friend. You probably don't knwo him. I'll introduce him to you on your return.
Trinnie,
My only faithful reader. My only fan, if I may call you that. :D If ever I publish a book there'll only be two copies sold. To you and to my sister. Sukrit, however, will ask for a free copy.
It's good here. I know how bad it is back there. I have been there all these years and probably have to come back for more. The thought of coming back and working in that same office for peanuts is frightening.
I'll put up some pics soon. :)
St. Banger,
You got pics of Tigers making out by the river? Anything interesting at all?
my train reached a day and a half late.. never reached jim corbett.. loitered around delhi 8 days long
hahahaha.
Why do these tragedies happen to you?
ah well.. who knew that a defective lock can nearly land you behind bars.. god hates me :P
I can't imagine a publisher actually realising your book-writing dreams!
But even if that does happen and when you start selling copies of your book, it will be a good idea to give beer bottles and painmukti balm free. We will need those and some superhuman powers to go through the entire literary masterpiece that your pensieve will spew out! :)
i hope to god i land a job that transfers me to a different continent every time im bored.
very much envy is happening.
MoFo! MoFo! Mofo!
I Demand the post be renamed as
"London- Pink House- Mysore- Goa-Pink House- Ipswich"
Bloody hell, ur Swine Flu infected suitcase was parked 20cms away from wer i sleep! :)
MoFo! MoFo! Mofo!
I Demand the post be renamed as
"London- Pink House- Mysore- Goa-Pink House- Ipswich"
Bloody hell, ur Swine Flu infected suitcase was parked 20cms away from wer i sleep! :)
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If we can recollect a previous news when US blamed Russia for the earthquake in Georgio. What do you guys think? Is it really possible to create an earthquake by humans?
I came across this [url=http://universalages.com/hot-news/what-happened-in-haiti-is-it-related-to-haarp/]article about Haiti Earthquake[/url] in some blog it seems very interesting, but conspiracy theories have always been there.
Wow. You sound normal.
The sky will fall now for your benefit. Please mind your head.
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Chinese and Russian Military scientists, these reports say, are concurring with Canadian researcher, and former Asia-Pacific Bureau Chief of Forbes Magazine, Benjamin Fulford, who in a very disturbing video released from his Japanese offices to the American public, details how the United States attacked China by the firing of a 90 Million Volt Shockwave from the Americans High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) facilities in Alaska
If we can recollect a previous news when US blamed Russia for the earthquake in Georgio. What do you guys think? Is it really possible to create an earthquake by humans?
I came across this [url=http://universalages.com/hot-news/what-happened-in-haiti-is-it-related-to-haarp/]article about Haiti Earthquake[/url] in some blog it seems very interesting, but conspiracy theories have always been there.
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St.Banger,
That was a hilarious story. Shit happens in normal peoples' lives. With you drainage pipe happens.
Trinnie,
Thanks very much for all the support. :|
The next time you go to your favorite book store you'll find the new bestseller in my name. You just wait and watch.
Vatras,
Change karenge bhai. Change karenge. I have booked your gift. You come to the airport you get the gift. You don't come to the airport you get my brown ass to kiss.
Anonymous,
Go fuck yourself.
Divya,
Yeah. I will.
Anonymous,
Divs says go fuck yourself.
N,
I'm trying. I'm trying.
And thanks. :)
Spaz Kumari,
Apart from the fact that you are in a different continent everything else is the same.
Just sucks.
I want a job like that. I really do:(